Diamonds are Forever,
15 MINS

Minute 004: Making Mud Pies?

January 12, 2018
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James Bond drowns someone he thinks is Blofeld in a medical mud bath.

Bond rolls up a sleeve and digs into the mud to confirm the identity.  Using a water gun, Bond rinses off the face of the dead mud bather, only to discover he’s killed the wrong man. He lets the head sink back into the mud.

Bond rinses the mud off his own hand, only to be interrupted by a familiar voice.

“Making mud pies, Double Oh Seven?” asks Blofeld.

Blofeld enters the mud bath chamber, flanked by two SPECTRE guards. Blofeld points at the mud bath. “He would have been me, in a matter of days,” he explains. “if you had given the poor fellow a chance.  Such a  pity – – I was dying to see how the operation turned out.”

Blofeld turns to one of his guards. “Get his gun,” orders Blofeld.  Bond reaches into his jacket to produce the weapon.

“Hold it!” orders the guard. “Put your hands up.” Bond politely raises his hands.

 

IN THIS MINUTE:

Sean Connery as James Bond
Charles Gray as Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Unknown as Mud Bather
Unknown as Guard 1
Unknown as Guard 2

 

 

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